Category: the Rant Board
Ok, I am sick and tired of people calling pizza, hawaiian pizza simply because they added pineapple and canadian bacon onto it.
Why the fork are there foreigners on our pizza? Did they add German sausage to a jewish pizza? The least they can do is turn a hawaiian pizza into a spam and rice combo or something...
So if you don't mind, the next time you hear someone requesting a hawaiian pizza tell them, "THATS NOT EVEN HAWAIIAN YOU BLUMBERING IMBISULE"
thank you very much and I appreciate your help...
I'm sure that 2 minutes of your precious life could've been spent doing other more worthwhile things than slapping a bitchy post on here about what someone calls a particular type of pizza. Come on!
Indeed,
thus it being called a, "rant" board... A place to post worthless rants that people can choose to or not to respond to...
Hmmm, my question to you is, why are you spending your life bitching about it? If it was such a meaningless post, why react to it?
Um wow... That was two minutes of my life laughing at dumb people who bitch about wasting space on the boards when they themselves post over what? 1400 posts? Talk about too much time on their hands... Let's rant about rants on the rant board cause um yeah, that's not wasting time at all... Oh and btw? I want me a "real" Hawaiian pizza -- Ham and pineapple... MMM!
Oh lord. Not only have we got people bitching about pointless matters, but now we've also got people bitching about people bitching about pointless matters. I'd write in and say just what I think, but I've got other things to do with my precious time! Hmmm, let's see... What should I do first. My time is very important to me. Oh! I know. I'll go check out the sex board. Heheheheh. I'd say Y'all would make a great couple, but... :P
So its not hawaiian. Supreme pizza isn't supreme, it sucks. New york pizza is only new york if its made in new york, chicago pizza is only pizza if its made in chicago. American pizza isn't even pizza. Really, we have to call it something. What do you want them to call it if not hawaiian? I mean, who wants to take up the space on a menu to write out, pizza containing wedges of pineapple and slices of smoked ham. That's unrealistic, hawaiian, one word, makes people think of tropics, life is good. Its called marketing.
What do you call pepparoni pizza with italian sausage? it has none, it is just that..
canadian bacon with pineapple is a shorter name.. lmfao, Chicago, "style" pizza, New york, "style" pizza It is pizza that were made and popularized by those cities.... "Hawaiian pizza" was not made nor popularized in hawai'i... and marketing you say? whoever thinks about canada when they think of hawai'i?
When I was growing up, it was called canadian bacon and pineapple. It still is in some shops. However, calling something hawaiian, makes it sound pleasant. Hawaii, I'm told, is a pleasant place.
A cheeseburger pizza is just a pizza with ground beef on it. Calling it a cheeseburger pizza, makes it sound appetizing. You think, "ooh, I like cheeseburgers, and I like pizza, I wonder what its like to mix them".
A greek pizza isn't greek, pizza is italian. Its just a pizza with a greek kind of cheese on it and spinach, but greek pizza is a way of naming that certain combination of ingredients.
Was wondering what you called Hawaiian pizza. yeah I've seen it called Canadian Bacon and Pineapple, or Ham and Pineapple in the 70s but tend to agree with most on here.
I wish you could get green olives on pizzas / I remember my parents used to make those or get those in the 70s, but haven't seen them since.
Out here there's a joint called the "Flying Pie."
So, like Mr. Merdock, have a pie!
I found it rather funny actually, but was starting to wonder what else you called Hawaiian pizza.
I'm assuming it's spam, rice and egg pizza. Spam and egg sushi is yummy but I have never had it on pizza..
OK... I think I almost peed my pants laughing so hard at this board... thanks for the chuckles!
Kate
There's a restaurant called "The Cheesecake Factory", and yes, they do have cheesecake, but it's not all they have. Does this mean we shouldn't be calling it "the Cheesecake Factory"? I don't know. I guess that depends how picky you are. There's pineapple on, um, ham and pineapple pizza. they have pineapple in Hawaii. In fact, hawaii is known for their pineapple. But, well, since pineapple isn't the only thing on the pizza, I guess we shouldn't be calling it Hawaiian, should we? I guess that depends how picky you are. But hey. this isn't my rant, so who am I to talk.
Lmfao, you're welcome kate...
@ Ocean dream, yes I understand the cheese cake factory has things other then cheese cake, but as a whole you get what you expect. Who expects Florida oranges to be put into Japanese green tea?
or ice cream at a vegan restaurant?
Anyone with enough logic to realize that if you buy something with a name like japanese tea, its probably not going to be something purely from japan, because it would cost extreme amounts of money if it were. Or a vegan who realizes that you don't actually have to use milk to make ice cream, you can use vegan ingredients, just like you can make steak and hamburgers.
Like I said in my previous post, there's pineapple on this pizza. Hawaii is quite known for pineapple. is this how it came to be known as "Hawaiian Pizza". I'm really not sure, and I really don't care.
And ironically, recently I learned from my daughter pineapples originated in Africa. Guess on this particular website oughta leave off the many tasteless versions of the pizza name.
But, you must have a white guy make it in order for it to really be a 'cracker' crust.
Lmfao! Lmfao! Lmfao!
leo!
Oh and I suppose I should have made this point a long time ago, but Hawai'i has not grown pineapple as a mass industry in years
yes, I suppose it is possible to make vegan ice cream, but it is strictly vegan no? They don't add A hint of moilk or honey...
and japanese tea does not include anything other then japanese grown product, as well as asian grown rice.. I don't know what low budget tea you've been buying, but most times what I buy is what is advertised.
oh, I kind of went off topic, my arguement was how can you can it japanese tea, if the main ingredients are japanese tea, "and" florida orange juice... Explain to me how the main ingredient is a foreginer.. My arguement is not the misconception of people and their stereotypes of hawaiians and pineapple, my question is on the randomness of canadian bacon... When did hawai'i and Canada become so linked to each other that they must combine to make a food?
Wait wait wait, you can't call it canadian bacon, that bacon was more than likely not made in canada, so you can't call it canadian bacon. You have to call it smoked ham that is commonly referred to as bacon which is commonly believed to be from the country of canada, but which may actually be made in a dirty factory in pensylvania. Canadians are getting pissed off because you keep calling it canadian, and its not god damn canadian, its pensylvanian.
So now we've gone from hawaiian pizza, to pineapple and smoked ham that is commonly called bacon and which is commonly believed to come from the country of canada, but is probably made in a dirty factory in pensylvania pizza.
But then, the italians are getting pissed off cuz we stole their pizza and totally raped it, us damn americans. So now it is pineapple and smoked ham which is called bacon and is commonly believed to be from the country of canada, but which is probably made in a dirty factory in pensylvania pie like substance that is losely based on the concept of an italian dish called pizza that has been culturally formed and adapted to fit the appitites of the american consumer since the US soldiers brought the idea of it back from the European theater of operations during world war two.
so don't you let me hear you caling it canadian bacon ever again. And you can't call it mexican food, or italian food, or chinese food, or anything else that contains a region, country, ethnicity, color, flavor, or practically any other adjective ever again. If you do, your a bloody hypocrit.
Why is it you can call irish whiskey irish, but I can't call it hawaiian pizza? Its probably not made in Ireland. If it is, you can call it that, but only the whiskey that you are absolutely sure is created, bottled, marketted and sold in the country of ireland. And that has to be south ireland, because north ireland is part of the UK, so it would be british whiskey, not irish whiskey.
And don't you ever order an irish carbomb. They're not irish, they're american. Well sorta, you'd have to find out exactly who made the first one and call it that.
Or, you could get the fuck over it and call it hawaiian pizza because it has pineapple on it, and that's probably the second thing people think of when they hear the word hawaii.
Hmm... can I get some of that vegan ice cream and Irish whiskey you guys are talking about while you sort everything out?
Yeah, no more pineapple coming from Hawaii. I could go for some eggs and rice pizza, though! Haha! The strangest pizza I ever got was a tropical pizza in Gdansk, Poland, that had peaches on it.
Oh man! Wow SilverLightning, that was absolutely hilarious! Thanks for the laughs.
We've got Mexican pizza, so why not Italian tacos?
LMFAO! (bravo.. bravo
haha! that my friend, is what you call a comeback lmfao! hahaha!
When they do, the place will be called Tah- coBella